February 2012
15 posts
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Feb 10th
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Why the friendzone is bullshit and self-proclaimed... →
angels-and-angles: Wow, accidentally deleted my original post. Reblogging so I can keep it in my archives. —— As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is… “When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things a girl can...
Feb 10th
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Found it.
Thanks for nothing, guys.
Feb 10th
Feb 9th
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HELP ME FIND A "FRIEND-ZONE" POST PLEASE!
Ok, so a few days ago I read this awesome post tearing down the bullshit that all guys’ arguments revolving around the “friend-zone” are based on. It was kickass. However, my decision making skills at the time were not. Why didn’t I like it? Whyyy? Anyhoo, I can’t remember who posted it or if I found it on my dashboard or what, so I was hoping that someone might...
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
69 notes
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Sex?! For breakfast?!?
Don’t mind if I do.
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
307 notes
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
2,280 notes
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I'm an idiot.
Why oh why did I hit on a German tourist who came into the shop yesterday? I’m realizing that we can barely understand each other and I think he wants to take me to Alcatraz but I’m pretty sure it’s going to be an awful date because my main social tool is talking excessively about stupid obscure things that people who speak perfect English can barely follow. And now I’d...
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
38 posts
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Uh oh.
I can feel things beginning to reach that overwhelming point again. The chainsaw-juggling act of work, school, friends and work-friends that makes me want to kill everyone and run screaming into the hills. I mean, I’m not there yet, but I can feel it. Building. Ugh. And I don’t want to be a bootycall. But that’s a whole other can of worms… Goddammit.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
87 notes
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Jan 30th
210 notes
I can't believe my mom is still watching The Last...
Such a stupid movie. Watching it was like watching a 2 hour trailer for a movie that might be kind of okay, if the trailer was only a really tiny glimpse that didn’t show any of the best scenes. Jeez. It never ends.
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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hungryhungryhapaa asked: You is correct girl! When you gonna come visit?
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
6 notes
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Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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I've been home for over 45 minutes
And I’m currently sitting on my floor with my jacket and one boot on. Tumblr, why are you do distracting?
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
69 notes
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Jan 22nd
164 notes
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
360 notes
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My life is just a series of face-palms.
I am officially painfully awkward at being a social human being. Fffffffffffuuuuuu
Jan 18th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Sooo... What is it with Baz Luhrmann and doomed...
Romeo+Juliet, Moulin Rouge, Soon, The Great Gatsby. Why do you want to make me so sad, Baz? Why?
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
56 notes
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
60 notes
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Jan 6th
238 notes
How To Talk To Girls At Parties: 'Haters' Are... →
howtotalktogirlsatparties: Haters are here. And there. And everywhere. And the word “hate” is in the air. Fox has a new sitcom: I Hate My Teenage Daughter. A recent issue of Us magazine tells us “Why Scarlett Johansson Hates Blake Lively.” Psychology Today explains “Why We Hate Airport Security.” Dick Meyer, formerly of…
Jan 6th
450 notes
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
885 notes
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Jan 3rd
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