January 2012
28 posts
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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I've been home for over 45 minutes
And I’m currently sitting on my floor with my jacket and one boot on. Tumblr, why are you do distracting?
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
68 notes
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
2 notes
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
340 notes
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My life is just a series of face-palms.
I am officially painfully awkward at being a social human being. Fffffffffffuuuuuu
Jan 18th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
1,044 notes
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Sooo... What is it with Baz Luhrmann and doomed...
Romeo+Juliet, Moulin Rouge, Soon, The Great Gatsby. Why do you want to make me so sad, Baz? Why?
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
55 notes
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
2,353 notes
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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How To Talk To Girls At Parties: 'Haters' Are... →
howtotalktogirlsatparties: Haters are here. And there. And everywhere. And the word “hate” is in the air. Fox has a new sitcom: I Hate My Teenage Daughter. A recent issue of Us magazine tells us “Why Scarlett Johansson Hates Blake Lively.” Psychology Today explains “Why We Hate Airport Security.” Dick Meyer, formerly of…
Jan 6th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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Brando was such a fox.
thejuanreyes:
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
108 posts
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Dec 31st
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND DECIDED THAT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA NOT TO CLOSE THE STORE ON NEW YEAR’S DAY WHEN WE WERE ALL PREVIOUSLY TOLD IT WOULD BE CLOSED? HUH? A SOULLESS FUCKING SADIST, THAT’S WHO. FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK. I’M SO PISSED I’M THINKING IN ALL CAPS RIGHT NOW. THINKING ABOUT SLAUGHTERING PEOPLE. AND CLEANING UP THE BLOOD WITH HATS. AND HIDING ALL THE BODY...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
304 notes
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Which is more embarrassing:
Quietly sliding down into unconsciousness with your back against a wall outdoors while standing right next to a guy you had a mini-crush on in high school and who’s been giving you the look all evening or Any other method of passing out/fainting? I hope it’s the second one but I’ve been thinking about this and face-palming all day so what do you guys think? I mean, this is...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
79 notes
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Dec 29th
225 notes
Dec 28th
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The night started good, but ended with I guess I fainted or something. All I can say is thank god I don’t work tomorrow.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
22 notes
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Dec 27th
4 tags
It’s that special time of year when I can finish half a can of French’s fried onions in one sitting and rationalize it by saying I just drank a ton of V8, all while high and watching the X-Files on Netflix.
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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