January 2010
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Twi-Hard Tattoo Gallery →
Why not just tattoo “Moron” on your forehead instead? It sends the same message.
December 2009
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Things I need:
A new computer. Pronto. This one isn’t even mine.
Leather pants (okay, so I don’t need them…)
Clip-on fenders, light, and rack for my bike. Because I want to be able to carry things in the dark without getting splashed by street-water and arrested.
A helmet. I don’t really want to wear it because it would potentially tarnish my super-cool-kid image, but...
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I'm such a bitch.
Is it evil that I secretly troll pro-ana websites to feel better about myself?
I like to think so.
EDIT: Okay, I just saw a “thinspo” post of Brittany Murphy captioned, “She was so thin.” Awesome. Yeah. “Oh man, too bad that she died. She was so thin. It’s so sad.” Craziness. I mean, really?
Ugh. And why does it seem like they always end up binging on...
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Oh boy.
Oh yeah, New Year’s is upon us. I don’t actually have any plans. I won’t say anything, else but I’ll let this post’s tags do the talking.
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Heeeeyyyy
Hello tumblr. How are you? Oh, that’s good. Me? Well,
I’M IN EXCRUCIATING FUCKING PAIN.
Ok, it’s not spine-shattering or anything, but it is pretty fucking irritating. I guess I slept on my shoulder funny, and now I can’t lift my arm without unintentionally whimpering in pain. It’s pathetic. Whatever. That’s what I get for keeping my bed the way it is. My...
But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our... →
…yeaahhh…
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"Lord of the Rings Status Updates" by Jason... →
Pretty damn funny.
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Sad sad sad.
By the way, Brittany Murphy died. Wtf is up with that? Why have so many random people died recently? I mean, George Carlin and Farrah Fawcet were understandable, they were older, and Patrick Swayze was tragic, but totally expected. The dude had cancer.
But Bernie Mac? Heath Ledger?
Okay, Michael Jackson was surprising, but it was Michael Jackson for goodness sake. The dude could have been a...
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Prolific
December is going to have been a month of SHIT TONS of tumblr posts. I know it.
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I think I have self esteem issues. Either it’s too high, or it’s too low. Why can’t it just stay at a healthy level?
I say this because I was wondering the other day if I could really deserve the kind of guys I’m interested in. Y’know, as a question of “leagues” I guess.
Dammit.
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J&D's Bacon Salt - Sampler Pack →
Donations accepted.
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I haven't posted anything funny in a while.
Sorry.
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Fine And Dandy Shop: Dandies Online: Close Up And... →
I tend to emulate the styles that I find attractive on men. It’s weird. But it just doesn’t seem fair that only guys can look this tailored, and well, this damn good.
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Twilight sucks sparkly vampire balls. →
(via sequiloure)
P.S. Thanks, single follower! :D
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tingle-fingers.
Have you ever ctrl+c -ed something on the computer and forgotten to ctrl+v it for like 10 minutes? Whenever I do that start to get this feeling in my fingertips like they’re saying, “Hey, hey you. Aren’t you forgetting something? Don’t we have some unfinished business?”
And because I don’t actually remember ctrl+c -ing anything, I’ll just paste into an...
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I'm an idiot.
It’s 3:30 a.m. and I have a final tomorrow I should be studying for, but instead I’m writing a FUCKING SCRIPT. Stupid stupid stupid. Why do I always do this?
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contrary to popular belief, i am not currently studying for the final i have tomorrow at 8:30 a.m.
instead, i am broiling a steak.
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From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.
– Edvard Munch
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shutup emo kid.
It’s so strange, when I look at pictures from high school it seems like I was happy. Even though I know for a fact that I wasn’t- for about 90% of it anyway. But I’m not happy now… and I wonder if I was happier back then than I am currently. I don’t think I was. I was pretty depressed back then. In therapy. Nearly put on anti-depressants. Sleeping more than half of...
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feeling ugly. life sucks.
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lyric fail.
i have lived on this earth for 19 years and i only just now realized that the star spangled banner mentions the “dawn’s early light,” not the “donzerly light.”
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U never seizes to amaze me.
– MM photo comment.
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I wish I could ban people from making internet...
EDIT: I originally got these profile URLs (whoah I just startled myself by bumping my elbow into my own knee, that was weird) from comments on a mobile photo upload from Marilyn Manson. I searched for the dumbest comments, clicked to the profiles, and voila. Silly people galore. However, I realized that this would soon become a never ending post, since there are thousands of them. So… yeah....
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Slightly early New Year’s resolution: 2010 will be a year of more artistic endeavors. And I mean more as in quantity. So, not that my stuff isn’t artistic enough, I should just produce more of it.
Yep.