January 2011
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Day 31: Your Thoughts On This Past Year and Hope...
Frankly, this year kind of sucked. I mean, good stuff happened, sure, but enough shitty stuff happened that it all kind of evens out to a general sense of …eh. It was alright. These past few months especially have been a really weird time of transition. I’m hoping that the build-up is all in preparation for the awesomeness that will be next year.
I’m pretty stoked for 2011, not...
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Day 31: Your Thoughts On This Past Year and Hope...
Frankly, this year kind of sucked. I mean, good stuff happened, sure, but enough shitty stuff happened that it all kind of evens out to a general sense of …eh. It was alright. These past few months especially have been a really weird time of transition. I’m hoping that the build-up is all in preparation for the awesomeness that will be next year.
I’m pretty stoked for 2011, not...
Technology throwback
Last night I was fairly schwasted, but amazingly, I am not the one who lost my phone battery. Someone else did. So now I need a new phone. Mine is old and glitchy anyway.
But in the meantime, I’m using the Sony Ericsson phone I had in middle school, complete with bug sticker on the back, glitter nail polish on the sides, and a polyphonic version of “Your Body is a Wonderland”...
December 2010
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Boy do I love new moms.
Hmm… what’s my favorite thing about serving new moms? There are so many, I’ll have to think.
Maybe it’s the angry, rushed way they order (and I mean demand) their food.
No, maybe it’s the way they act so self-important and superior.
No, maybe it’s the vegan/vegetarian/wacky diets they impose on their spawn.
No, maybe it’s the thousands of extra cups...
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Day 30: Something You Would Do If No One Stopped...
My first answer to this was that I would assassinate someone.
My second answer is that I would become an obscenely famous actor and seduce every man I’d always wanted to. Married or not.
My third answer is instating world peace.
I mean all three of these honestly.
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Day 30: Something You Would Do If No One Stopped...
My first answer to this was that I would assassinate someone.
My second answer is that I would become an obscenely famous actor and seduce every man I’d always wanted to. Married or not.
My third answer is instating world peace.
I mean all three of these honestly.
dreamscaught asked: YOU SHOULD BE THE GIRL FROM TRON YOU WOULD LOOK SO HOT IN A SKIN TIGHT BODY SUIT AND YOU COULD USE GLOOWWWW STICKKKKS TO LINE YOUR SESSSY BODDYYY
-Lydia
-Lydia
dreamscaught asked: YOU SHOULD BE THE GIRL FROM TRON YOU WOULD LOOK SO HOT IN A SKIN TIGHT BODY SUIT AND YOU COULD USE GLOOWWWW STICKKKKS TO LINE YOUR SESSSY BODDYYY
-Lydia
-Lydia
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Anonymous asked: you ARE a dishonest person. why?
Anonymous asked: you ARE a dishonest person. why?
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Woohoo!
I made an order with Obsessive Compulsive Cosmetics a few weeks ago and got my package (you may have seen my packing peanut post) only to find out that they got one of my purchases wrong. Today I called them to ask about an exchange and what do I get?
“Congratulations, you got a free bottle of our shellac’d nail lacquer. We’ll send you the correct one as soon as...
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backmasking
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the instinctive tendency to see someone as you knew them in their youth, a burned-in image of grass-stained knees, graffiti’ed backpacks or handfuls of birthday cake superimposed on an adult with a degree, an illusion formed when someone opens the door to your emotional darkroom while the memory is still developing.
I fucking love this.
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Day 29: Something that inspires you.
Movies.
I’m constantly inspired by the movies I watch, whether it’s being inspired to draw, or to imitate a makeup or clothing style, or being inspired to be someone else for a day. So many movies have inspired me enough to shape who I am over the years, ranging from Batman to Clueless.
But that’s only one of the billions of inspirational things in this world.
Now excuse me...
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Day 29: Something that inspires you.
Movies.
I’m constantly inspired by the movies I watch, whether it’s being inspired to draw, or to imitate a makeup or clothing style, or being inspired to be someone else for a day. So many movies have inspired me enough to shape who I am over the years, ranging from Batman to Clueless.
But that’s only one of the billions of inspirational things in this world.
Now excuse me...
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Not sure if this makes me more or less mature...
Today I got a package, and instead of instantly tossing the packing peanuts aside and pouncing on my new stuff, I decided to spend like 15 minutes doing this.
The horror.
The box is right next to me, and I still haven’t even looked in it.
Yeah, that’s my I-haven’t-done-shit-all-goddamn-day face.
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Lagging on my challenge posts...
Day 27: Something That You Miss And Something You’ve Found Recently
I really miss my childhood. Like, a ton. Life was just so much more fun back then. As for something I’ve found… I’m constantly finding things in my house. It’s a black hole for useless crap. I rediscovered my digital camera recently. But that’s kind of boring.
Day 28: A Picture Of What You Wore...
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I have become a bit sex-obsessed.
This is probably not good. :/
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I have become a bit sex-obsessed.
This is probably not good. :/
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supersonicjetfighter asked: You know those special occasions when you only have to scroll halfway down the first page of someones blog before you know you're going to follow them? yeah. <3
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“You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you...”
– Max Ehrmann, Desiderata
This poem is my life.
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“You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you...”
– Max Ehrmann, Desiderata
This poem is my life.
supersonicjetfighter asked: You know those special occasions when you only have to scroll halfway down the first page of someones blog before you know you're going to follow them? yeah. <3
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Day 26: 10 Films You Think Everyone Should Watch...
Whittling this down to only 10 movies was insanely hard, but I figure these are only the movies that I think everyone should watch, not just ones I like. Because I like some pretty ridiculous movies. I kinda lost steam near the end, but whatev.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Why? Because in my opinion, it tells the most beautiful love story ever. It reverses the classic romantic comedy...
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Day 26: 10 Films You Think Everyone Should Watch...
Whittling this down to only 10 movies was insanely hard, but I figure these are only the movies that I think everyone should watch, not just ones I like. Because I like some pretty ridiculous movies. I kinda lost steam near the end, but whatev.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - Why? Because in my opinion, it tells the most beautiful love story ever. It reverses the classic romantic comedy...
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Thought of the day:
I hate it when people are like, “OMG, I WEIGH 105 LBS AND BONES ARE SEXY AND FAT IS UGLY” and then the other side retaliates with, “F U I LOVE A BODACIOUS RACK, CHECK OUT THE JUNK IN THAT TRUNK CURVES ARE BEAUTIFUL” and I’m just sort of lamely in the middle like
What? No one thinks mediocrity is sexy?
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Thought of the day:
I hate it when people are like, “OMG, I WEIGH 105 LBS AND BONES ARE SEXY AND FAT IS UGLY” and then the other side retaliates with, “F U I LOVE A BODACIOUS RACK, CHECK OUT THE JUNK IN THAT TRUNK CURVES ARE BEAUTIFUL” and I’m just sort of lamely in the middle like
What? No one thinks mediocrity is sexy?
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Day 25: Guilty Food, Music and Movie/TV Pleasure
Food:
Song: Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA - I hate her, but it’s just so fucking catchy.
TV: Gilmore Girls - Back when I actually watched TV, I was obsessed with this show.
Movie: The 1995 BBC version of Pride and Prejudice. Okay, so it’s more of a mini-series, but I’ve seen it a ridiculous number of times and I still get that warm fuzzy feeling when Mr. Darcy finally tells...
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Merry Xmas, tumblrinos.
In the words of my boss,
“Fuckin’ Christmas.”
So to get into the spirit, here’s a screencap of Timothy Olyphant from the movie GO, a film in which he is most infamously seen wearing a Santa hat, and little else. But I refuse to post that picture, as it is over-used. So you guys get this one.
I realize I am the only one who will enjoy this.
Merry christmas to me then.
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Merry Xmas, tumblrinos.
In the words of my boss,
“Fuckin’ Christmas.”
So to get into the spirit, here’s a screencap of Timothy Olyphant from the movie GO, a film in which he is most infamously seen wearing a Santa hat, and little else. But I refuse to post that picture, as it is over-used. So you guys get this one.
I realize I am the only one who will enjoy this.
Merry christmas to me then.
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Day 24: What You Are Excited About For This...
ALL THE DELICIOUS FOOD.
My cousin is making me an entire tray of pumpkin mochi all to myself and I am just too stoked for words.
Yes, I am a fatass.
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Day 24: What You Are Excited About For This...
ALL THE DELICIOUS FOOD.
My cousin is making me an entire tray of pumpkin mochi all to myself and I am just too stoked for words.
Yes, I am a fatass.
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Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops... →
And we have a winner.
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Bank robber hires decoys on Craigslist, fools cops... →
And we have a winner.
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