January 2012
39 posts
Brando was such a fox.
thejuanreyes:
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND DECIDED THAT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA NOT TO CLOSE THE STORE ON NEW YEAR’S DAY WHEN WE WERE ALL PREVIOUSLY TOLD IT WOULD BE CLOSED? HUH? A SOULLESS FUCKING SADIST, THAT’S WHO. FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK. I’M SO PISSED I’M THINKING IN ALL CAPS RIGHT NOW. THINKING ABOUT SLAUGHTERING PEOPLE. AND CLEANING UP THE BLOOD WITH HATS. AND HIDING ALL THE BODY...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Which is more embarrassing:
Quietly sliding down into unconsciousness with your back against a wall outdoors while standing right next to a guy you had a mini-crush on in high school and who’s been giving you the look all evening or Any other method of passing out/fainting? I hope it’s the second one but I’ve been thinking about this and face-palming all day so what do you guys think? I mean, this is...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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The night started good, but ended with I guess I fainted or something. All I can say is thank god I don’t work tomorrow.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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It’s that special time of year when I can finish half a can of French’s fried onions in one sitting and rationalize it by saying I just drank a ton of V8, all while high and watching the X-Files on Netflix.
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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“If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it...”
– Rudyard Kipling, “if”.  (via nedhepburn )
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Reblog if you want someone to write you a... →
No one will do this.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Ok, so that last post may have seemed a bit harsh. But I’m on a lot of cold medication and I also just hate his guts. So yeah.
Dec 21st
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To my coworker:
Fuck you. Fuck you for never doing any work, taking my customers, and saying totally inappropriate things on the sales floor. But mostly, Fuck you for being a douchebag about helping me out when I’m sick off my ass. I’ve texted him twice before asking if he could cover shifts for me. If he had responded, told me that there was something he couldn’t get out of, I would have...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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“Tesla was the electric Jesus.”
– drunk history
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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flashover
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. the moment a conversation becomes real and alive, which occurs when a spark of trust shorts out the delicate circuits you keep insulated under layers of irony, momentarily grounding the static emotional charge you’ve built up through decades of friction with the world.
Dec 18th
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“Ernest Hemingway once wrote, ‘The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.’...”
– William Somerset, Se7en.
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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