March 2012
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Thought of the day:
In today’s hey-where’s-that-dead-horse-I-haven’t-flogged-it-in-a-while news, it bothers me that if a guy is always eager for sex, no one bats an eye, it’s business as usual. But if a chick is overly sexual, her self-worth is called into question. People wonder what psychological issues she’s setting herself up for if she doesn’t have them already. No one ever...
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Just got the living bejeezus scared outta me by...
In a completely silent room?
With your face thisclose to the phone?
At full volume?
Holy shit that was startling.
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nedhepburn:
Aphex Twin Avril 14th
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Anonymous asked: Is a man gay if he receives a blowjob from another man? What if man who gives blowjay (from hereafter referred to as Blower, and receiver as Blowee) offers to pay Blowee $500? Blowee is a straight male-bodied person whereas Blower is a gay male-bodied person.
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My ask box has cobwebs in it.
Would anyone like to remedy this?
No?
Okay.
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THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG, RIDICULOUS TEXT POST....
It’s been a while since I’ve posted about a celebrity dream cameo, but the past two nights’ brain shenanigans have been far too weird not to document.
First, I had a dream in which I had turned into a fairy, but I hadn’t gotten my wings because apparently I didn’t deserve them. Fair deuce, I’m not really the fairy type. But damn if every single dream I have...
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hungryhungryhapaa asked: SARCASM.
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It’s valentine’s day.
I’m painfully sort-of single. (which I think is worse than being plain ‘ol single, at least you’re not perpetually convinced that you actually mean nothing to them and are only wanted out of convenience)
My period just started.
I am dying of cramps.
There is no chocolate in the house.
Someone end this misery.
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Thought of the day:
It’s a shame that an organ of such magnificence as the penis is attached to such irritating creatures.
All the blood and evolution had to go somewhere, and I assure you it wasn’t the brain.
No offense to any of my male followers, but really guys?
Really?
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xeno
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic nod, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence—moments that are fleeting and random but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.
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Thought of the day:
Every once in a while the term “basal ganglia” pops into my head and I’m not really sure why.
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look like shit
feel like shit
physically
emotionally
goddamn it
everything was good for like a minute
now i don’t know
fuck happy people.
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Why the friendzone is bullshit and self-proclaimed... →
angels-and-angles:
Wow, accidentally deleted my original post. Reblogging so I can keep it in my archives.
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As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things a girl can...
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