22+
420 friendly
decent-looking
Dark hair and light eyes a plus.

Must love:
movies
prolonged sexual tension
sitting in the park with beers
dressing up for Halloween
and being nocturnal.
Douchebags
cynics
closed minds
and egomaniacs need not apply.
If you frequently like to hit it and quit it,
don’t bother.
I am skeptical of hopeless romantics,
but won’t rule them out entirely.

I am:
Monty Python-obsessed
very into action movies
weak kneed
a hugging champion
carnivorous
willing to put up a fight.
I have been known to bite
but not any harder than you want me to.
Some people think I am a lesbian.
I am not.
I have been called
feisty
weird
cunt
…different.
I have been lied to,
and I did not like it.
Sometimes I wear large pants
Sometimes I wear short dresses.
Do you like dags?
Do you like stuffing your face?
Do you like a girl who can keep up?
Would you be interested in taking me on a date to a haunted house?
Did you get that Snatch reference?
If so, don’t be shy.
Because goodness knows I probably will be.

At first.