It’s that special time of year when I can finish half a can of French’s fried onions in one sitting and rationalize it by saying I just drank a ton of V8, all while high and watching the X-Files on Netflix.
Suddenly, BEES.
herp derp
I am a carbon-based girl-type thing and a po' college student.
I like bacon a whole lot more than I probably should.
Good-lookin' men are my kryptonite.
I'm a bit of a stoner.
Movies are my life.
I'm hungry about 90% of the time.
Vintage cars give me a ladyboner.
I can be a bit lewd.
ASK ME SHIT
