• Quietly sliding down into unconsciousness with your back against a wall outdoors while standing right next to a guy you had a mini-crush on in high school and who’s been giving you the look all evening or

• Any other method of passing out/fainting?

I hope it’s the second one but I’ve been thinking about this and face-palming all day so what do you guys think?

I mean, this is why I don’t go out very often.

I just want to know that I didn’t make a complete ass of myself. Like on a scale of 1-10, how bad is that?