Suddenly, BEES.

herp derp

I am a carbon-based girl-type thing and a po' college student.
I like bacon a whole lot more than I probably should.
Good-lookin' men are my kryptonite.
I'm a bit of a stoner.
Movies are my life.
I'm hungry about 90% of the time.
Vintage cars give me a ladyboner.
I can be a bit lewd.
I rarely post pictures without some sort of commentary, roll over to see it.

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→ 23 May 12 at 5 pm charliemilkgums:

Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China (1986).

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→ 18 Feb 12 at 3 pm It is nearly impossible for me to resist reblogging anything related to The Thing.
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I’ve never seen Elvis, and I don’t really remember much from Escape from L.A., but…

John Carpenter + Kurt Russell = Gold.

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→ 18 Oct 11 at 3 pm C’mon. It’s hilarious.

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→ 18 Oct 11 at 3 pm

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#sicklife

I keep wandering into rooms in my house and then forgetting why I went in.

Oh yeah. Crackers. Why?

Well…

Soup!

For breakfast!

At 3:00 in the afternoon!

Again!

Also,

What is it about being sick that makes me want to watch chick-flicky tear-jerkers? Last night I watched Away We Go, The Proposal, Reality Bites, and Up. Good lord.

Today I know I’m feeling better because I’ve watched The Thing three times. Man, only Kurt Russell can pull off a Yosemite Sam hat and keep my respect through an entire movie. 3 times.